Which of these 25 jokes will "crack you up" today?
If you ever had an embarrassing performance because of someone else or if you have had the experience of playing music for or with someone who makes unreasonable requests, you may be wondering if you are being mistaken for a magician when you said you were a musician.
Laughter is like a windshield wiper
it doesn’t stop the rain but allows us to keep going
anonymous
These are the times when a sense of humor can save the day. The health benefits of laughter are many. Laughing is good for your social life as well as increases your ability to succeed in life in general and be able to work well with fellow musicians. The ability to laugh about some of life’s stresses and disappointments can turn a bad day into a day to be thankful for. Here are 25 musical jokes especially for you!
“Horsing around” to bring a little humor to your day!
- Someone asked me if I get nervous before I perform. I said “M-m-m-me, n-n-n-n-nervous?
- What did the percussionist give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A cymbal of affection.
- Why did Marcia Griffiths need a wall outlet and playground equipment? For the Electric Slide
- Why did the accordion player quit music lessons? He couldn’t squeeze in enough time to practice.
- What musician should you call when your dog needs grooming? Ed Sheeran
- Why did the computer keep saying “Hello from the other side”? It was a Dell
- What did John Lennon say when Julian was coming to visit him? Here Comes the Son
- What do you call germs on piano keys? Bach-teria
- I gave my Hammond B3 to the church. I’m proud to be an organ donor!
- What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna 1 Anna 2
- What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyoncé!
- Who do you call when you want need your clothes repaired really fast? Tailor (Taylor) Swift!
- What band makes everyone feel included? U2
- What does Snoop Dogg do before he puts presents under the Christmas Tree? Rap!
- Why did Robin Thicke get his eyes checked? Because of Blurred Lines
- What happens to Li’l Wayne when he gets a cold? He’s Weezy.
- If a piano player is a pianist, is a racecar driver a racist?
- Why did the skeleton refuse to perform on stage? He didn’t have the guts!
- What musician would work well at a theater? Usher
- Why did James Brown have sore hips? Because of Hot Pants
- Why was the musician laying on his back under a stick waiting for his audition results? He was left in limbo!
- What do musicians eat for breakfast? Harmony grits
- Why did the violinist remove the strings from his instrument? He was tired of fiddling with it!
- Who do musicians call when they get sweaty? Their Fan Club
- What song should you NOT sing during the pandemic? Reach out and Touch
Most are original puns by Avis Balkcom-Williams. Please don’t strain your eyes!